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God told me to write this post. That is a lie.

President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.
- Nabil Shaath, Palestinian Foreign Minister

First off, here is the link to the BBC article on this,

God told me to invade Iraq, Bush tells Palestinian ministers

And the Boing Boing one,

God told Bush to go to war

Spot the difference. You know, I'm disappointed in Boing Boing, they're usually better than this. Actually, I'm disappointed with both. This quote is huge holy crap, but there's a chance that this is totally made up. Actually, even if the BBC was fooled it's a huge holy crap. But, I have to say, a mission from god is the best reason for the war I've heard so far.

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Posted on 06 October, 2005 | Post Page |
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I stomach band!

Lets say that a kid is being taught how to tie his shoe, and lets say that he is being taught by my marching band directors. First they teach him how do the overhand knot method and all is good. The kid thinks that everything is cool, that this is how he is going to tie his shoes forever. Then next week the band directors teach him the over-sole, triple twisted knot version, which, for whatever reason, wraps around the leg three times. Actually, I'm sorry, two and half times.

Then the directors take the kid to shoe tying competition. The kid gets excited about the chance to show off his mad skills, until he finds out that he will be using a new method called the underfoot tuck the day of the show. So the kid messes up at the competition and gets kinda bummed. The only reason the kid goes on is the promise, delivered in a three hour speech, that the band directors will teach him the new movements and he will get it right and he will be the bestist shoe tier in the world! And he does learn the new method and fells pretty good about it.

Of course, this is only until the band directors teach him the athletes-foot-killer/round-the-ancle method the day before the next competition. Then the kid complains about it in his blog.

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Posted on 05 October, 2005 | Post Page |
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Yea, I said it!

Let be put on record that I really, really, really, really, really, (*breathe*), really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, well kinda wait no, really, really, really, really, really, don't like the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.

That is all.

Posted on 03 October, 2005 | Post Page |
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Famous people are weird.

Nicholas Cage has named his son after Superman, giving him ol' super's kriptonan name Kal-El. Kal-El Cage.

You know, if his cousin Sophia Coppola has a son she should name him Lex and the two kids can have epic battles with one another on live television.

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Oscar Winner Cage Becomes Father Again (abc)

Info taken from
Boing Boing, which you should be reading.

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